What is the Trust No Squirrel t-shirt?
Trust No Squirrel is a funny conspiracy theory Rottweiler graphic tee from PetPulse’s Pet-Spiracy Theorist collection. The design features a black and tan Rottweiler wearing a tin foil hat, glaring with narrow, suspicious eyes at a brown squirrel standing right next to him holding an acorn with both paws. The squirrel looks nervous. The Rottweiler looks certain. The text reads “Trust No Squirrel” in bold orange and green lettering. The proximity is alarming. The trust is nonexistent.
Who is this conspiracy Rottweiler shirt for?
This tee is for Rottweiler owners, guardian breed lovers, and anyone whose dog has a personal vendetta against the squirrel population. Rottie moms. Rottie dads. Large breed dog parents. People who have been yanked off their feet because their Rottweiler spotted a squirrel across the park. Anyone who has watched their 100-pound dog become completely unhinged over a two-pound rodent.
When should you choose this shirt?
Choose Trust No Squirrel when you want a conspiracy tee that pairs Rottweiler intensity with the most universal dog obsession on the planet. It works for casual wear, Rottweiler breed events, dog park conversations about squirrel encounters, or as a gift for the Rottie owner who has accepted that no walk will ever be peaceful as long as squirrels exist.
Dog-Spiracy Theorist Series Tagline: The Dog-Spiracy Theorist series from PetPulse’s Pet-Spiracy Theorist collection puts tin foil hats on your favorite breeds and gives voice to every dog’s deepest suspicions. Each design proves your dog was right all along.
Shirt Details
Gildan 64000 — soft, lightweight ringspun cotton. Bold, vibrant print that won’t crack or fade. Unisex fit, runs true to size. Available XS-5XL. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.
About PetPulse
PetPulse is an online apparel brand celebrating the bond between people and their pets — all pets, not just dogs and cats. From fins to feathers, fur to scales, PetPulse designs original graphic tees for pet lovers who wear what they love. Shop the full Pet-Spiracy Theorist collection and 300+ original designs at thepetpulse.co.
