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  • News Turns Pups Into Pessimists Funny Border Collie T-Shirt | Tech Pack Collection by PetPulse
  • News Turns Pups Into Pessimists Funny Border Collie T-Shirt | Tech Pack Collection by PetPulse
  • News Turns Pups Into Pessimists Funny Border Collie T-Shirt | Tech Pack Collection by PetPulse
  • News Turns Pups Into Pessimists Funny Border Collie T-Shirt | Tech Pack Collection by PetPulse
 
News Turns Pups Into Pessimists Funny Border Collie T-Shirt | Tech Pack Collection by PetPulse

News Turns Pups Into Pessimists Funny Border Collie T-Shirt | Tech Pack Collection by PetPulse

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What is the News Turns Pups Into Pessimists t-shirt?

News Turns Pups Into Pessimists is a funny anxious Border Collie graphic tee from PetPulse’s Tech Pack Collection. The design features a wide-eyed Border Collie with classic black and white markings, sweating while hunched over a laptop keyboard, with a small rain cloud hovering above his head. The text reads “News Turns Pups Into Pessimists” in blue, white, and orange distressed lettering. It is a news-anxiety tee built for Border Collie owners who know the smartest breed in the world would absolutely spiral after ten minutes online.

Who is this t-shirt for?

This tee is for Border Collie owners, overthinking news consumers, and anyone whose smart dog would definitely read the headlines if given the chance. Border Collie moms and dads. Pet parents who process bad news like their Border Collie processes a squirrel sighting. Doomscrollers who know too much information turns optimism into pessimism. Anyone shopping for a funny, breed-specific gift for a Border Collie lover.

When should you choose this shirt?

Choose News Turns Pups Into Pessimists when you want a relatable, news-anxiety graphic tee for casual wear, herding dog events, or as a gift for the Border Collie owner who overthinks everything. It works for dog park days, birthday gifts, or as a self-purchase after reading one too many doom headlines on a Tuesday morning.

The Tech Pack Collection from PetPulse puts a phone in every dog’s paws. Each design pairs a specific breed with doomscrolling humor that every screen-addicted pet owner relates to.

 

Shirt Details

Gildan 64000. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton. Bold print that won’t crack or fade. Unisex fit, true to size. Available XS-5XL. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.

Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.

 

About PetPulse

PetPulse is an online apparel brand celebrating the bond between people and their pets. Every design says something about the pet you love and the lifestyle you live. From fins to feathers, fur to scales, PetPulse makes apparel for every kind of pet owner.

 
Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk so it fits the same wash after wash.

Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric that keeps you comfortable from morning walks to evening couch time.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Relaxed, comfortable silhouette that fits most body types with ease.
Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.

Tear-Away Label - Easy-to-remove label provides tagless comfort without residue.
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30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.

Printed in the USA - All US orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

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Where are you located?

Proudly US-based.

We've got printing partners in Florida (sunshine included) and Texas (yeehaw not included, but encouraged) - so your gear ships fast and stays close to home.

For our international pack members, we've teamed up with trusted printers around the globe to get your order to your door as quickly as possible - no matter where you and your best friend call home.
Do you ship internationally?

You bet. No matter where you and your pet call home, we've got you covered. Shipping rates vary by location, check out our shipping policy for the details specific to your area.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email so you can follow your package's journey right to your doorstep.
What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees, soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.