What is a funny Halloween t-shirt for dog groomers?

What is the My Groomer Is an Artist and Slightly Unhinged t-shirt?
A black Standard Poodle in a full creative groom: purple topknot and ears, orange and purple spiderwebs carved into the coat, orange booties, posed before a gothic mirror with dripping candles. The caption underneath: My Groomer Is an Artist and Slightly Unhinged. Part of the Halloween Pet T-Shirts collection by PetPulse, for people who hand the groomer a photo and say go further.

Who is this t-shirt for?
Poodle owners who book the ambitious appointments, and groomers themselves, who will claim this shirt on sight. Creative grooming fans in general. As a gift it fits the groomer at the salon's front desk, the poodle mom with a standing six-week slot, and the friend whose dog leaves the salon looking like an art installation.

When should you choose this shirt?
Halloween grooming season, costume contests, salon open houses, October appointment drop-offs. It plays on both sides of the grooming table. For gifting, think groomer appreciation, Halloween boxes, and fall birthdays.

Part of the Halloween Pet T-Shirts collection by PetPulse. Because spooky season is for every pet.

Shirt Details
Gildan 64000. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton. Bold, vibrant print that won't crack or fade. Unisex fit, runs true to size. Available XS-5XL. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.

About PetPulse
PetPulse is an online apparel brand celebrating the bond between people and their pets, all pets, not just dogs and cats. The Halloween Pet T-Shirts collection brings spooky season humor to everyday wear for people who celebrate the holiday with their pets.