What is a funny Halloween t-shirt for Maltese owners?

What is the Definitely Not a Bat t-shirt?
A Maltese hanging upside down from a porch railing in a full bat costume, purple wings out, completely committed to a disguise that fools no one. The caption underneath makes the ruling: Definitely Not a Bat, Definitely a Maltese. A jack-o-lantern, glowing lanterns, and a skeptical skull round out the porch. Part of the Halloween Pet T-Shirts collection by PetPulse, for people whose tiny white dog attempts menace on a regular basis.

Who is this t-shirt for?
Maltese owners first, and small dog people in general. Anyone whose eight pound dog believes it is a creature of the night. As a gift it fits the Maltese mom in the group chat, the groomer who sees the costume photos first, and the friend whose dog has a bigger wardrobe than they do.

When should you choose this shirt?
Trick-or-treat night, costume parades, October grooming days, small dog meetups. It reads instantly across a candy bowl. For gifting, Halloween and fall birthdays are the easy calls, and it slips neatly into a spooky season care package.

Part of the Halloween Pet T-Shirts collection by PetPulse. Because spooky season is for every pet.

Shirt Details
Gildan 64000. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton. Bold, vibrant print that won't crack or fade. Unisex fit, runs true to size. Available XS-5XL. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.

About PetPulse
PetPulse is an online apparel brand celebrating the bond between people and their pets, all pets, not just dogs and cats. The Halloween Pet T-Shirts collection brings spooky season humor to everyday wear for people who celebrate the holiday with their pets.