{"product_id":"touch-grass-said-no-cat-ever-mid-spiral-funny-internet-slang-cat-t-shirt-tech-pack-collection-by-petpulse","title":"Touch Grass Said No Cat Ever Mid-Spiral Funny Internet Slang Cat T-Shirt | Tech Pack Collection by PetPulse","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhat is the Touch Grass Said No Cat Ever t-shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eTouch Grass Said No Cat Ever Mid-Spiral is an internet slang cat graphic tee from PetPulse’s Tech Pack collection. The design features a brown tabby cat with half-lidded blue eyes and a deadpan expression, holding a phone while sitting in front of a window showing a golden sunset with birds and autumn trees. The cat has a perfect view of the outdoors and zero interest in going there. The watercolor art style is warm and painterly. The text stacks in bold orange, gradient blue-pink, red, and tan. The joke layers “touch grass” (the internet insult telling someone to go outside) with the fact that no cat has ever voluntarily stopped scrolling mid-spiral to take that advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWho is this “touch grass” cat shirt for?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThis tee is for cat owners, chronically online people, and anyone who has been told to touch grass and refused. Internet culture fans. Indoor cat energy enthusiasts. Cat moms and cat dads who relate to their cat’s commitment to staying inside. It works as a gift for the person who has a beautiful backyard and spends all their time on the couch with their phone, or anyone who responds to “go outside” with “no.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhen should you choose this shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eChoose Touch Grass Said No Cat Ever when you want a cat tee built on internet slang that hits with chronically online audiences. “Touch grass” is one of the most recognized phrases in internet culture and the cat twist makes it a perfect fit for anyone who identifies as an indoor person. It works for casual wear, gaming sessions, online community meetups, or as a gift for someone who treats going outside like a suggestion they’ve considered and declined.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eCats Doomscrolling Collection Tagline: The Cats Doomscrolling series from PetPulse’s Tech Pack collection pairs screen addiction humor with illustrated cat art. Every design roasts the scroll habit so you don’t have to put the phone down to laugh about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eShirt Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eGildan 64000 — soft, lightweight ringspun cotton. Bold, vibrant print that won’t crack or fade. Unisex fit, runs true to size. Available XS–5XL. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. 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