{"product_id":"this-world-is-going-to-the-dogs-funny-dachshund-tablet-t-shirt-tech-pack-collection-by-petpulse","title":"This World Is Going to the Dogs Funny Dachshund Tablet T-Shirt | Tech Pack Collection by PetPulse","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhat is the This World Is Going to the Dogs t-shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThis World Is Going to the Dogs is a funny intellectual Dachshund graphic tee from PetPulse’s Tech Pack Collection. The design features a Dachshund in a green knit sweater and wire-rimmed glasses, holding a tablet with one paw while adjusting his spectacles with the other, looking thoroughly unimpressed with what he is reading. The text reads “This World Is Going to the Dogs” in orange, cream, and blue distressed lettering. It is a news-pessimist tee built for Dachshund owners who know their dog already judges everything and the internet just gave him more material.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWho is this t-shirt for?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThis tee is for Dachshund owners, news-weary pessimists, and anyone whose reaction to the headlines sounds like “this world is going to the dogs.” Dachshund moms and dads. Pet parents who read the news on their tablet every morning and regret it by 8 AM. Dog owners who appreciate the intellectual Dachshund stereotype. Anyone shopping for a funny, breed-specific gift for a Dachshund lover with a dry sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhen should you choose this shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eChoose This World Is Going to the Dogs when you want a clever, wordplay-driven graphic tee for casual wear, Dachshund meetups, or as a gift for the dog owner who always has a pessimistic take on the news. It works for birthday gifts, dog events, or anytime you want a tee that turns a cliche into breed-specific comedy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Tech Pack Collection from PetPulse puts a phone in every dog’s paws. Each design pairs a specific breed with doomscrolling humor that every screen-addicted pet owner relates to.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eShirt Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eGildan 64000. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton. Bold print that won’t crack or fade. Unisex fit, true to size. Available XS-5XL. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. 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Every design says something about the pet you love and the lifestyle you live. Fins. Feathers. Fur. Scales. 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