{"product_id":"the-dog-is-a-plant-funny-conspiracy-cat-spying-on-dog-t-shirt-cat-spiracy-theorist-series-pet-spiracy-theorist-collection-by-petpulse","title":"Catnip Is Mind Control Funny Conspiracy Cat T-Shirt | Cat-Spiracy Theorist Series | Pet-Spiracy Theorist Collection by PetPulse","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhat is the Catnip Is Mind Control t-shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eCatnip Is Mind Control is a funny conspiracy cat graphic tee from the Cat-Spiracy Theorist series in PetPulse’s Pet-Spiracy Theorist collection. The design features an orange and brown tabby cat wearing a tin foil hat, crouched low and eyeing a rainbow-striped toy mouse with a yellow feather tail. Below the cat, a green and gold Illuminati triangle with an all-seeing eye and lightning bolt accents frames the accusation in red and green text. The catnip is not a treat. 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Cat moms. Cat dads. Illuminati meme fans. Conspiracy humor collectors. Anyone who has tossed a catnip mouse on the floor and watched their cat lose all composure in under three seconds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhen should you choose this shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eChoose Catnip Is Mind Control when you want a detailed, funny graphic tee that blends cat behavior humor with conspiracy and Illuminati art. 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