{"product_id":"purebred-dread-funny-golden-retriever-doomscrolling-t-shirt-tech-pack-collection-by-petpulse","title":"Purebred Dread Funny Golden Retriever Doomscrolling T-Shirt | Tech Pack Collection by PetPulse","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhat is the Purebred Dread t-shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003ePurebred Dread is a funny Golden Retriever doomscrolling graphic tee from PetPulse’s Tech Pack Collection. The design features a wide-eyed Golden Retriever gripping a smartphone with both paws, surrounded by the wreckage of a full doomscrolling session: a knocked-over coffee cup, crumpled paper, a skull-and-crossbones news headline, and a carton of fries. The text reads “Purebred Dread” in bold cream and red distressed lettering. It is a screen-time-spiral tee for Golden Retriever owners who know even the happiest breed on earth has a breaking point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWho is this t-shirt for?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThis tee is for Golden Retriever owners, doom-and-snack scrollers, and anyone who pairs bad news with fast food at midnight. Golden Retriever moms and dads. Pet parents who stress-eat while scrolling. Anyone who has looked up from their phone surrounded by trash and thought “I relate to this on a spiritual level.” Anyone shopping for a funny, breed-specific gift for a Golden Retriever lover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhen should you choose this shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eChoose Purebred Dread when you want a relatable, stress-scrolling graphic tee for casual wear, dog park days, or as a birthday gift for the Golden Retriever owner who is always online. It works for dog events, self-purchase after a particularly bad news week, or as a gift that says “I see you and your phone habit.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Tech Pack Collection from PetPulse puts a phone in every dog’s paws. Each design pairs a specific breed with doomscrolling humor that every screen-addicted pet owner relates to.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eShirt Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eGildan 64000. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton. Bold print that won’t crack or fade. Unisex fit, true to size. Available XS-5XL. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eAbout PetPulse\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003ePetPulse is an online apparel brand celebrating the bond between people and their pets. Every design says something about the pet you love and the lifestyle you live. Whether your pet has fins, feathers, fur, or scales, PetPulse makes apparel that speaks your language.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":52169525100857,"sku":"32817281562218194733","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":52169525133625,"sku":"21652126565377030105","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52169525166393,"sku":"10914217149680927428","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52169525199161,"sku":"30464140764158187997","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52169525231929,"sku":"32987611728019277467","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52169525264697,"sku":"25169318367769839810","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52169525297465,"sku":"49618176976093177486","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52169525330233,"sku":"24103222502918482458","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52169525363001,"sku":"40327468226790448446","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52169525395769,"sku":"11132396415375125188","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52169525428537,"sku":"25342522456106855286","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52169525461305,"sku":"21215257886471842394","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":52169525494073,"sku":"25443574585536863107","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52169525526841,"sku":"28370422649368620896","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":52169525559609,"sku":"15552460024411437437","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52169525592377,"sku":"29737797886488183677","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":52169525625145,"sku":"28938868837666563164","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52169525657913,"sku":"56298998378401739202","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0922\/7662\/1625\/files\/13235010627627095926_2048.jpg?v=1776264808","url":"https:\/\/thepetpulse.co\/products\/purebred-dread-funny-golden-retriever-doomscrolling-t-shirt-tech-pack-collection-by-petpulse","provider":"Pet Pulse","version":"1.0","type":"link"}