{"product_id":"never-squawk-to-cops-funny-chicken-t-shirt-zippered-beak-rooster-graphic-tee-for-chicken-owners-petpulse","title":"Never Squawk To Cops Funny Chicken T-Shirt | Zippered Beak Rooster Graphic Tee for Chicken Owners | PetPulse","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhat is the Never Squawk To Cops chicken t-shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eNever Squawk To Cops is a dark humor chicken graphic tee from PetPulse’s Chicken Champions collection, designed for chicken keepers who know their flock operates under a strict code of silence. The design features a close-up face shot of a chicken wearing a black fedora with a metal zipper sealed across its beak. Both eyes staring forward. This bird saw nothing and has nothing to say.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWho is this funny chicken shirt for?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThis tee is for chicken dads, chicken moms, homesteaders, and backyard flock owners who appreciate mob humor meets farm life. It works as a gift for chicken lovers, a conversation piece at the farmers market, or a self-buy for anyone whose chickens destroy the garden and never leave witnesses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhat makes this zippered beak design stand out?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eMost funny chicken shirts rely on puns alone. This one pairs a strong visual concept with the joke. The zippered beak is an immediately recognizable gag that reads from across a room. PetPulse designs pet lifestyle apparel with detailed, full-color illustrated graphics. Printed on a soft unisex tee in sizes XS through 5XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003ePart of the Chicken Champions collection by PetPulse, featuring bold, humorous designs for chicken owners who take their birds seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThe Shirt: Gildan 64000 — soft, lightweight ringspun cotton. Bold, vibrant print that won’t crack or fade. Unisex fit, runs true to size. Available XS–5XL. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eCare Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. 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