{"product_id":"my-human-is-compromised-funny-conspiracy-cat-t-shirt-cat-spiracy-theorist-series-pet-spiracy-theorist-collection-by-petpulse","title":"My Human Is Compromised Funny Conspiracy Cat T-Shirt | Cat-Spiracy Theorist Series | Pet-Spiracy Theorist Collection by PetPulse","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhat is the My Human Is Compromised t-shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eMy Human Is Compromised is a funny conspiracy cat graphic tee from the Cat-Spiracy Theorist series in PetPulse’s Pet-Spiracy Theorist collection. The design features a suspicious brown tabby cat wearing a tin foil hat with narrowed green eyes, while a smiling boy in a blue shirt scrolls his phone behind her with notification icons popping off the screen. The cat is not amused. The human has been compromised by the device, and she knows it. Bold orange and green text seals the verdict.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWho is this conspiracy cat shirt for?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThis tee is for cat owners whose cats already judge them for their screen time. Cat moms. Cat dads. Phone addicts who have caught their cat staring at them with visible disappointment. Conspiracy humor fans. Tin foil hat meme lovers. Anyone who suspects their cat has opinions about their internet usage and is not wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhen should you choose this shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eChoose My Human Is Compromised when you want a funny graphic tee that nails the dynamic between a suspicious cat and a phone-addicted owner. It works for casual wear, cat cafes, meme conventions, or as a gift for the cat owner who cannot put their phone down no matter how hard the cat stares.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eCat-Spiracy Theorist Series: The Cat-Spiracy Theorist series from PetPulse’s Pet-Spiracy Theorist collection puts tin foil hats on cats who see the truth the rest of us are too distracted to notice. 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