{"product_id":"even-my-whiskers-are-stressed-funny-news-overload-cat-t-shirt-tech-pack-collection-by-petpulse","title":"Even My Whiskers Are Stressed Funny News Overload Cat T-Shirt | Tech Pack Collection by PetPulse","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhat is the Even My Whiskers Are Stressed t-shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eEven My Whiskers Are Stressed is a news overload cat graphic tee from PetPulse’s Tech Pack collection. The design features a grey and white cat with bloodshot, bulging eyes clutching a green smartphone while surrounded by flames, dark storm clouds, lightning bolts, a “BAD NEWS” newspaper, a “BAD NEWS” phone screen showing crashing stock charts, and a red alert pill icon. The whiskers are splayed in every direction. The text stacks in white, blue, and bold red. This is the most chaotic design in the Cats Doomscrolling series and it looks exactly like the inside of your head after 45 minutes on a news app.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWho is this stressed cat shirt for?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThis tee is for cat owners, news junkies, and anyone who opens their phone in the morning and immediately regrets it. Anxious scrollers. People who check three news apps before coffee. Cat moms and cat dads who relate more to a panicked cat than a calm one. It works as a gift for the person who texts you headlines at 7 a.m. with no context, or anyone who says “I need to stop reading the news” but never does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhen should you choose this shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eChoose Even My Whiskers Are Stressed when you want a graphic tee that captures news fatigue with cat humor instead of a lecture. It works for casual wear, election season survival, work-from-home days, or as a gift for the friend who doom-reads instead of doom-scrolling. The art is loud, detailed, and built to start conversations from across a room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eCats Doomscrolling Collection Tagline: The Cats Doomscrolling series from PetPulse’s Tech Pack collection pairs screen addiction humor with illustrated cat art. Every design roasts the scroll habit so you don’t have to put the phone down to laugh about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eShirt Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eGildan 64000 — soft, lightweight ringspun cotton. Bold, vibrant print that won’t crack or fade. Unisex fit, runs true to size. Available XS–5XL. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 8px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. 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