{"product_id":"birds-aren-t-real-funny-conspiracy-cat-in-camo-t-shirt-cat-spiracy-theorist-series-pet-spiracy-theorist-collection-by-petpulse","title":"Birds Aren’t Real Funny Conspiracy Cat in Camo T-Shirt | Cat-Spiracy Theorist Series | Pet-Spiracy Theorist Collection by PetPulse","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhat is the Birds Aren’t Real t-shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eBirds Aren’t Real is a military-style conspiracy cat graphic tee from the Cat-Spiracy Theorist series in PetPulse’s Pet-Spiracy Theorist collection. The design features an orange and white tabby cat in a green camo field jacket with military patches, tin foil hat, and binoculars, scanning the sky for surveillance drones. A steampunk mechanical bird with brass gears and metal wings flies in the upper corner confirming everything the cat suspected. Bold orange, yellow, and blue text delivers the headline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWho is this birds aren’t real cat shirt for?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThis tee is for cat owners, conspiracy meme fans, and anyone who has watched their cat track a bird with a little too much tactical precision. Birds Aren’t Real meme followers. Military humor fans. Cat parents who believe their cat was born for recon. Steampunk art collectors. Anyone who thinks their cat’s obsession with birds is based on classified intel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhen should you choose this shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eChoose Birds Aren’t Real when you want a detailed, funny graphic tee that blends cat humor with the birds aren’t real meme. It works for casual wear, comic conventions, meme meetups, outdoor hangouts, or as a gift for the cat owner who narrates their cat’s bird-watching as a military operation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eCat-Spiracy Theorist Series: The Cat-Spiracy Theorist series from PetPulse’s Pet-Spiracy Theorist collection puts tin foil hats on cats who see the truth the rest of us are too distracted to notice. 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