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Do not iron directly on the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\" style=\"caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e💚 Built for the dog moms, cat dads, reptile wranglers, bird whisperers, fish fanatics, and every kind of pet person in between.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":51934427480377,"sku":"15799121981980734745","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51054172832057,"sku":"23154711010934251105","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51054172995897,"sku":"30561605855036306238","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51054173159737,"sku":"25764383894815355290","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51054173323577,"sku":"55099010985670930225","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51054173487417,"sku":"19893293469983901613","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51054173651257,"sku":"32307413563579312131","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":51934427513145,"sku":"30445678630476200822","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":51934427545913,"sku":"10215196239195670921","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0922\/7662\/1625\/files\/1014496884758760248_2048.jpg?v=1770889855"},{"product_id":"missing-a-leg-a-deal-dog-t-shirt-three-legged-tripod-dog-amputee-pet-awareness-graphic-tee","title":"Missing A Leg A Deal Dog T-Shirt - Three Legged Tripod Dog Amputee Pet Awareness Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\" style=\"caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003ePremium graphic tee for pet lovers who don't just own pets - they live the lifestyle. 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Every design says something about the pet you love and the lifestyle you live. 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It works as a gift for the Corgi owner who already has ten photos of their dog demanding treats on their phone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThe Dog Father Collection pairs every dog breed with old-school mafia style. 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Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton. Bold print that won't crack or fade. Unisex fit, true to size. Available XS-5XL. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eAbout PetPulse\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003ePetPulse is an online apparel brand celebrating the bond between people and their pets. Every design says something about the pet you love and the lifestyle you live. The Dog Father Collection brings old-school gangster style to breed-specific graphic tees for dog owners everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":52104062533945,"sku":"31076963178450205877","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":52104062566713,"sku":"24990539750484344899","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52104062599481,"sku":"26669679909034493950","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52104062632249,"sku":"20568959852679699616","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52104062665017,"sku":"23386815235648039058","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52104062697785,"sku":"20506061836356980904","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52104062730553,"sku":"33239903583790892523","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52104062763321,"sku":"75295658109328029402","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52104062796089,"sku":"18624556453529681103","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52104062828857,"sku":"19575361121233837649","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52104062861625,"sku":"23605373835974777997","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52104062894393,"sku":"13766255292758854005","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":52104062927161,"sku":"23972032672002386360","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52104062959929,"sku":"15194913537878497161","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":52104062992697,"sku":"57423627231176473565","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52104063025465,"sku":"10883631530253252032","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":52104063058233,"sku":"41242917758280114687","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52104063091001,"sku":"13285029619867032836","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0922\/7662\/1625\/files\/4041198078599979568_2048.jpg?v=1775757470"},{"product_id":"never-rat-on-the-pack-funny-mobster-dog-t-shirt-the-dog-father-collection-by-petpulse","title":"Never Rat on the Pack Funny Mobster Dog T-Shirt | The Dog Father Collection by PetPulse","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhat is the Never Rat on the Pack t-shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eNever Rat on the Pack is a funny mobster dog graphic tee from The Dog Father Collection by PetPulse. The design features a Schnauzer and a German Shepherd side by side in pinstripe suits, fedoras, and cigars, styled as a mafia duo. It is a loyalty-themed parody tee built for multi-dog households and owners of protective, pack-oriented breeds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWho is this t-shirt for?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThis tee is for dog owners who run a multi-dog household and treat their pack like family. German Shepherd owners. Schnauzer lovers. Anyone with two or more dogs who stick together. Dog owners who appreciate mob movie humor and want a breed-specific shirt that celebrates pack loyalty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhen should you choose this shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eChoose Never Rat on the Pack when you want a bold graphic tee for casual wear, dog events, or as a gift for someone whose dogs are inseparable. It works for owners of any protective or pack-bonded breeds who relate to the loyalty theme.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThe Dog Father Collection pairs every dog breed with old-school mafia style. Each design is a standalone statement piece built for pet owners who wear their breed loyalty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eShirt Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eGildan 64000. 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Do not iron directly on the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eAbout PetPulse\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003ePetPulse is an online apparel brand celebrating the bond between people and their pets. Every design says something about the pet you love and the lifestyle you live. 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The design features a French Bulldog in a pinstripe suit, fedora, and sunglasses, smoking a cigar and leaning against a brick wall with a Tommy gun. It is a mafia-style parody tee built for Frenchie owners who know their dog acts like the toughest one on the block.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWho is this t-shirt for?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThis tee is for French Bulldog owners who love their Frenchie's stubborn, boss-level attitude and want a shirt that captures it. 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Anyone shopping for a funny, breed-specific gift for a French Bulldog lover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhen should you choose this shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eChoose Running This Whole Neighborhood when you want a bold, detailed graphic tee for casual wear, neighborhood walks, or Frenchie meetups. 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Each design is a standalone statement piece built for pet owners who wear their breed loyalty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eShirt Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eGildan 64000. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton. Bold print that won't crack or fade. Unisex fit, true to size. Available XS-5XL. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eAbout PetPulse\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003ePetPulse is an online apparel brand celebrating the bond between people and their pets. Every design says something about the pet you love and the lifestyle you live. The Dog Father Collection brings old-school gangster style to breed-specific graphic tees for dog owners everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":52104067416377,"sku":"30920214133981288588","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":52104067449145,"sku":"15885741254662743585","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52104067481913,"sku":"13088282023480313187","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52104067514681,"sku":"30042225150502129799","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52104067547449,"sku":"12765331562920076301","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52104067580217,"sku":"17398382303722489493","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52104067612985,"sku":"30744053210944353863","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52104067645753,"sku":"10314247309914422594","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52104067678521,"sku":"28540403352131147340","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52104067711289,"sku":"30190518311664240393","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52104067744057,"sku":"88653320403632154211","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52104067776825,"sku":"19225444374238335701","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":52104067809593,"sku":"43633241744498137343","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52104067842361,"sku":"16459357610830638952","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":52104067875129,"sku":"33728990725043327887","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52104067907897,"sku":"13828972247605610946","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":52104067940665,"sku":"32851724003299913860","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52104067973433,"sku":"40641421120369713251","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0922\/7662\/1625\/files\/1137652295706244269_2048.jpg?v=1775757908"},{"product_id":"sniffing-out-the-rats-funny-mobster-bloodhound-t-shirt-the-dog-father-collection-by-petpulse","title":"Sniffing Out the Rats Funny Mobster Bloodhound T-Shirt | The Dog Father Collection by PetPulse","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhat is the Sniffing Out the Rats t-shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eSniffing Out the Rats is a funny mobster Bloodhound graphic tee from The Dog Father Collection by PetPulse. The design features a Bloodhound in a pinstripe suit, fedora, and red tie, smoking a cigar while holding a Tommy gun in one hand and a fistful of cash in the other. It is a mafia parody tee built for Bloodhound owners who appreciate their dog's legendary nose and relentless tracking instincts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWho is this t-shirt for?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThis tee is for Bloodhound owners who know their dog can find anything and want a shirt that turns that skill into mob humor. Bloodhound moms and dads. Hound breed enthusiasts. Hunting dog owners who appreciate gangster parody. Anyone looking for a funny, breed-specific gift for a Bloodhound lover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhen should you choose this shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eChoose Sniffing Out the Rats when you want a detailed, conversation-starting graphic tee for casual wear, hound breed events, or dog park days. It works as a gift for the Bloodhound owner who jokes that their dog could track a treat through a hurricane.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThe Dog Father Collection pairs every dog breed with old-school mafia style. Each design is a standalone statement piece built for pet owners who wear their breed loyalty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eShirt Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eGildan 64000. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton. Bold print that won't crack or fade. Unisex fit, true to size. Available XS-5XL. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eAbout PetPulse\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003ePetPulse is an online apparel brand celebrating the bond between people and their pets. Every design says something about the pet you love and the lifestyle you live. 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The design features an English Mastiff in a three-piece pinstripe suit with a pocket square, fedora, and cigar, seated on a red velvet and gold throne. 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Mastiff dads and moms. Giant breed enthusiasts. Dog owners who love godfather and mob movie humor. Anyone shopping for a funny, breed-specific gift for a Mastiff lover who jokes that their dog gives orders, not takes them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhen should you choose this shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eChoose Don't Cross the Barkfather when you want a premium graphic tee for casual wear, giant breed meetups, or dog events. It works as a gift for the Mastiff owner whose couch, bed, and entire house already belong to their dog.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThe Dog Father Collection pairs every dog breed with old-school mafia style. Each design is a standalone statement piece built for pet owners who wear their breed loyalty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eShirt Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eGildan 64000. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton. Bold print that won't crack or fade. Unisex fit, true to size. Available XS-5XL. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. 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Every design says something about the pet you love and the lifestyle you live. 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The design features a smiling Pit Bull in a pinstripe vest and white dress shirt, wearing a gold chain with a bone pendant, leaning on a steel safe. It is a heist-style mafia parody tee built for Pit Bull owners who know their dog always gets what they want.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWho is this t-shirt for?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThis tee is for Pit Bull owners who love their dog's determination, charm, and refusal to take no for an answer. Pit Bull moms and dads. Bully breed advocates. Dog owners who are tired of negative stereotypes and want a shirt that celebrates Pit Bull personality with humor. Anyone looking for a funny, breed-specific gift for a Pit Bull lover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhen should you choose this shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eChoose Always Get the Bone when you want a bold graphic tee for casual wear, bully breed events, or dog park outings. It works as a gift for the Pit Bull owner whose dog has perfected the smile that gets them extra treats every single time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThe Dog Father Collection pairs every dog breed with old-school mafia style. Each design is a standalone statement piece built for pet owners who wear their breed loyalty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eShirt Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eGildan 64000. 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Do not iron directly on the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eAbout PetPulse\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003ePetPulse is an online apparel brand celebrating the bond between people and their pets. Every design says something about the pet you love and the lifestyle you live. 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The design features a snarling Rottweiler in a pinstripe suit, fedora, and gold chain, showing a full set of teeth with zero apologies. It is a mafia-style parody tee built for Rottweiler owners who know their dog backs up every warning with follow-through.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWho is this t-shirt for?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThis tee is for Rottweiler owners who love their dog's intimidating look and loyal heart and want a shirt that captures both. Rottweiler dads and moms. Guardian breed enthusiasts. Dog owners who appreciate tough-dog humor without the negative stereotypes. Anyone shopping for a funny, breed-specific gift for a Rottweiler lover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhen should you choose this shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eChoose My Bite Is Even Worse Than My Bark when you want a bold, in-your-face graphic tee for casual wear, breed meetups, or dog events. It works as a gift for the Rottweiler owner whose dog looks terrifying to strangers but sleeps on their lap every night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThe Dog Father Collection pairs every dog breed with old-school mafia style. Each design is a standalone statement piece built for pet owners who wear their breed loyalty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eShirt Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eGildan 64000. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton. Bold print that won't crack or fade. Unisex fit, true to size. Available XS-5XL. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. 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Every design says something about the pet you love and the lifestyle you live. The Dog Father Collection brings old-school gangster style to breed-specific graphic tees for dog owners everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":52104086520121,"sku":"25549548721277959196","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":52104086552889,"sku":"92940336965258414237","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52104086585657,"sku":"17460809465142438750","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52104086618425,"sku":"95027470781021507949","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52104086651193,"sku":"12084779398458714315","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52104086683961,"sku":"59679026485692267896","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52104086716729,"sku":"16825531356201499566","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52104086749497,"sku":"55726601780017226987","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52104086782265,"sku":"81500958984282825831","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52104086815033,"sku":"25433581271455687684","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52104086847801,"sku":"97891118244913330015","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52104086880569,"sku":"52304535897386860163","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":52104086913337,"sku":"11478127857582758508","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52104086946105,"sku":"25097239633247303754","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":52104086978873,"sku":"32705285345705132526","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52104087011641,"sku":"17009690992706317259","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":52104087044409,"sku":"14746311639763636687","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52104087077177,"sku":"50528823725894412122","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0922\/7662\/1625\/files\/13027739011551082153_2048.jpg?v=1775758582"},{"product_id":"leader-of-the-pack-funny-mobster-english-bulldog-t-shirt-the-dog-father-collection-by-petpulse","title":"Leader of the Pack Funny Mobster English Bulldog T-Shirt | The Dog Father Collection by PetPulse","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhat is the Leader of the Pack t-shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eLeader of the Pack is a funny mobster English Bulldog graphic tee from The Dog Father Collection by PetPulse. The design features an English Bulldog in a pinstripe suit, fedora, and pocket square, smoking a cigar with a stone-cold expression. 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Bulldog dads and moms. Bully breed lovers. Dog owners who appreciate mob boss humor matched to a breed that genuinely refuses to be told what to do. Anyone looking for a funny, breed-specific gift for an English Bulldog lover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhen should you choose this shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eChoose Leader of the Pack when you want a clean, classic mob-style graphic tee for casual wear, Bulldog meetups, or breed events. It works as a gift for the Bulldog owner who has never once won an argument with their dog about getting off the couch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThe Dog Father Collection pairs every dog breed with old-school mafia style. Each design is a standalone statement piece built for pet owners who wear their breed loyalty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eShirt Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eGildan 64000. 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Do not iron directly on the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eAbout PetPulse\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 5px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003ePetPulse is an online apparel brand celebrating the bond between people and their pets. Every design says something about the pet you love and the lifestyle you live. The Dog Father Collection brings old-school gangster style to breed-specific graphic tees for dog owners everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":52104096547129,"sku":"14494329021772165139","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":52104096579897,"sku":"22525334666218211639","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52104096612665,"sku":"13904624177498122235","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52104096645433,"sku":"16291634584168141035","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52104096678201,"sku":"14153771736265137380","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52104096710969,"sku":"13510742537913006634","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52104096743737,"sku":"17593503820551261915","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52104096776505,"sku":"16393117171263415577","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52104096809273,"sku":"18369730743867166847","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52104096842041,"sku":"51391765535054910750","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52104096874809,"sku":"51069632728037618356","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52104096907577,"sku":"34674654729751167197","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":52104096940345,"sku":"33090574286530091739","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52104096973113,"sku":"20767895011475565741","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":52104097005881,"sku":"11226978705555057585","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52104097038649,"sku":"31163012463258048720","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":52104097071417,"sku":"33710240360996435823","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52104097104185,"sku":"24964312328093919038","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0922\/7662\/1625\/files\/11867884199788485120_2048.jpg?v=1775758764"},{"product_id":"made-dog-funny-mobster-pug-t-shirt-the-dog-father-collection-by-petpulse","title":"Made Dog Funny Mobster Pug T-Shirt | The Dog Father Collection by PetPulse","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhat is the Made Dog t-shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eMade Dog is a funny mobster Pug graphic tee from The Dog Father Collection by PetPulse. The design features a Pug in a pinstripe suit, fedora, and pocket watch chain, adjusting his tie and smoking a cigar, styled as a \"made man\" in Italian mafia parody. The text uses Italian flag colors (green, white, red). It is a mob-humor tee built for Pug owners who know their small dog carries more swagger than breeds ten times its size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWho is this t-shirt for?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThis tee is for Pug owners who watch their dog strut through the house like they own the neighborhood. Pug moms and dads. Small-dog owners who love gangster humor. Italian heritage dog owners who appreciate the mafia parody styling. Anyone shopping for a funny, breed-specific gift for a Pug lover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhen should you choose this shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eChoose Made Dog when you want a clean, stylish mob-parody graphic tee for casual wear, Pug meetups, or dog events. It works as a gift for the Pug owner whose dog demands respect, belly rubs, and snacks in that exact order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThe Dog Father Collection pairs every dog breed with old-school mafia style. Each design is a standalone statement piece built for pet owners who wear their breed loyalty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eShirt Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eGildan 64000. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton. Bold print that won't crack or fade. Unisex fit, true to size. Available XS-5XL. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eAbout PetPulse\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003ePetPulse is an online apparel brand celebrating the bond between people and their pets. Every design says something about the pet you love and the lifestyle you live. The Dog Father Collection brings old-school gangster style to breed-specific graphic tees for dog owners everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":52104117223737,"sku":"21998311448210242023","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":52104117256505,"sku":"16683937929331630399","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52104117289273,"sku":"25466397215126225368","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52104117322041,"sku":"52442717830498464499","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52104117354809,"sku":"89390827743714915267","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52104117387577,"sku":"18740353275387203907","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52104117420345,"sku":"30913451444892707197","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52104117453113,"sku":"69083906184394401087","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52104117485881,"sku":"16497413232574899415","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52104117518649,"sku":"15495513004939457075","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52104117551417,"sku":"13486258460928786398","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52104117584185,"sku":"10746757474550759514","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":52104117616953,"sku":"77233364103314011979","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52104117649721,"sku":"29272557880220476374","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":52104117682489,"sku":"12708997029178317456","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52104117715257,"sku":"22337584265388612281","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":52104117748025,"sku":"12540801695048493912","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52104117780793,"sku":"33609701637190009249","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0922\/7662\/1625\/files\/5414719865624122472_2048.jpg?v=1775759175"},{"product_id":"kiss-the-paw-funny-mobster-greyhound-t-shirt-the-dog-father-collection-by-petpulse","title":"Kiss the Paw Funny Mobster Greyhound T-Shirt | The Dog Father Collection by PetPulse","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhat is the Kiss the Paw t-shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eKiss the Paw is a funny mobster Greyhound graphic tee from The Dog Father Collection by PetPulse. The design features a Greyhound in a pinstripe suit, fedora, and pocket square, smoking a cigar and extending one paw forward while holding a Tommy gun in the other hand. It is a direct godfather parody tee built for Greyhound owners who know their sleek, elegant dog expects to be treated like royalty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWho is this t-shirt for?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThis tee is for Greyhound owners who love their dog's dignified, aristocratic attitude and want a shirt that plays it up with mob humor. Greyhound moms and dads. Retired racing Greyhound adopters. Sighthound breed enthusiasts. Anyone shopping for a funny, breed-specific gift for a Greyhound lover who knows their dog demands respect just by walking into a room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhen should you choose this shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eChoose Kiss the Paw when you want a bold, detailed graphic tee for casual wear, Greyhound meetups, or sighthound breed events. It works as a gift for the Greyhound owner whose dog has never once lowered themselves to fetch anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThe Dog Father Collection pairs every dog breed with old-school mafia style. Each design is a standalone statement piece built for pet owners who wear their breed loyalty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eShirt Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eGildan 64000. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton. Bold print that won't crack or fade. Unisex fit, true to size. Available XS-5XL. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eAbout PetPulse\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 5px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003ePetPulse is an online apparel brand celebrating the bond between people and their pets. Every design says something about the pet you love and the lifestyle you live. The Dog Father Collection brings old-school gangster style to breed-specific graphic tees for dog owners everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":52104143569209,"sku":"22867256915079148114","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":52104143601977,"sku":"26402232201455492571","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52104143634745,"sku":"78945742641701436779","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52104143667513,"sku":"29893995983776900062","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52104143700281,"sku":"52395055198138924881","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52104143733049,"sku":"75892522640661995891","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52104143765817,"sku":"23335504979869053363","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52104143798585,"sku":"30041547082448932722","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52104143831353,"sku":"15245395542526570726","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52104143864121,"sku":"27551495062571037462","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52104143896889,"sku":"97213725119134444772","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52104143929657,"sku":"96928267924548861606","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":52104143962425,"sku":"21277448839780967792","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52104143995193,"sku":"29373246251356419522","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":52104144027961,"sku":"63578183983516518083","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52104144060729,"sku":"27634885853584018511","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":52104144093497,"sku":"31840954462010769481","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52104144126265,"sku":"22338006734928156648","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0922\/7662\/1625\/files\/7834463266260261435_2048.jpg?v=1775759430"},{"product_id":"pay-the-belly-rub-tax-funny-mobster-boxer-t-shirt-the-dog-father-collection-by-petpulse","title":"Pay the Belly Rub Tax Funny Mobster Boxer T-Shirt | The Dog Father Collection by PetPulse","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhat is the Pay the Belly Rub Tax t-shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003ePay the Belly Rub Tax is a funny mobster Boxer graphic tee from The Dog Father Collection by PetPulse. The design features a brindle Boxer in a pinstripe suit and fedora with a feather, rolling on his back with all four legs up, smoking a cigar and clutching a fistful of cash. It is a mafia shakedown parody tee built for Boxer owners who know their dog will not let you sit down without paying up in belly rubs first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWho is this t-shirt for?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThis tee is for Boxer owners who have never once sat on the couch without their dog flipping over and demanding a belly rub. Boxer moms and dads. Brindle Boxer enthusiasts. Dog owners who love their Boxer's goofy, attention-demanding personality. Anyone looking for a funny, breed-specific gift for a Boxer lover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhen should you choose this shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eChoose Pay the Belly Rub Tax when you want a hilarious, conversation-starting graphic tee for casual wear, dog park trips, or Boxer meetups. It works as a gift for the Boxer owner who already knows the belly rub tax is non-negotiable and collected multiple times per day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThe Dog Father Collection pairs every dog breed with old-school mafia style. Each design is a standalone statement piece built for pet owners who wear their breed loyalty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eShirt Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eGildan 64000. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton. Bold print that won't crack or fade. Unisex fit, true to size. Available XS-5XL. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eAbout PetPulse\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003ePetPulse is an online apparel brand celebrating the bond between people and their pets. Every design says something about the pet you love and the lifestyle you live. 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The design features a Pug in a pinstripe suit, fedora, and cigar, lifting his leg on a red fire hydrant with zero shame and full mob-boss confidence. It is a mafia territory parody tee built for Pug owners who know their dog marks every object on every walk like they are claiming real estate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWho is this t-shirt for?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThis tee is for Pug owners who spend half of every walk waiting for their dog to mark one more hydrant, pole, or mailbox. Pug moms and dads. Small-dog owners who love crude, honest dog humor. Anyone looking for a funny, breed-specific gift for a Pug lover who has accepted that their dog thinks the entire neighborhood belongs to them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhen should you choose this shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eChoose Marking the Family Territory when you want a bold, laugh-out-loud graphic tee for casual wear, dog walks, or Pug meetups. It works as a gift for the Pug owner who already has the Made Dog design and wants the matching second Pug tee from The Dog Father Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThe Dog Father Collection pairs every dog breed with old-school mafia style. Each design is a standalone statement piece built for pet owners who wear their breed loyalty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eShirt Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eGildan 64000. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton. Bold print that won't crack or fade. Unisex fit, true to size. Available XS-5XL. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eAbout PetPulse\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003ePetPulse is an online apparel brand celebrating the bond between people and their pets. Every design says something about the pet you love and the lifestyle you live. 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The design features a wide-eyed Corgi with glowing blue screen-lit eyes, clutching a smartphone with both paws. The text reads “Gonna Need Belly Scratches After Doomscrolling” in distressed red, pink, and grey lettering. 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Corgi moms and dads. Screen-time-guilty pet parents. Meme lovers who spend too long on their phones and know their dog judges them for it. Anyone shopping for a funny, breed-specific gift for a Corgi lover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhen should you choose this shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eChoose Gonna Need Belly Scratches After Doomscrolling when you want a relatable, screen-time-humor graphic tee for casual wear, dog park visits, or Corgi meetups. It works as a gift for the Corgi owner who puts their phone down only when the belly-scratch demand gets loud enough. Birthday gifts, dog parent holidays, or self-purchases after one too many late-night scroll sessions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Tech Pack Collection from PetPulse puts a phone in every dog’s paws. Each design pairs a specific breed with doomscrolling humor that every screen-addicted pet owner relates to.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eShirt Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eGildan 64000. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton. Bold print that won’t crack or fade. Unisex fit, true to size. Available XS-5XL. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eAbout PetPulse\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003ePetPulse is an online apparel brand celebrating the bond between people and their pets. Every design says something about the pet you love and the lifestyle you live. Fins. Feathers. Fur. Scales. If it has your heart, PetPulse has your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":52168850669881,"sku":"30392065933508697846","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":52168850702649,"sku":"38583911039329731133","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52168850735417,"sku":"93285002067787914466","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52168850768185,"sku":"10127308310568873540","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52168850800953,"sku":"15611282846261215052","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52168850833721,"sku":"76469942079458800147","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52168850866489,"sku":"30665194034970447098","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52168850899257,"sku":"31102985038855596747","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52168850932025,"sku":"31365686072814933627","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52168850964793,"sku":"33371262855074628209","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52168850997561,"sku":"23109363577575499897","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52168851030329,"sku":"28057726014718931974","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":52168851063097,"sku":"19274195492835447285","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52168851095865,"sku":"27852069006531749508","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":52168851128633,"sku":"22460075968571400163","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52168851161401,"sku":"11234348293526279220","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":52168851194169,"sku":"33469248981164597633","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52168851226937,"sku":"16013138141669138249","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0922\/7662\/1625\/files\/3777836881850452548_2048.jpg?v=1776264260"},{"product_id":"dogs-doomscroll-too-funny-anxious-chihuahua-t-shirt-tech-pack-collection-by-petpulse","title":"Dogs Doomscroll Too Funny Anxious Chihuahua T-Shirt | Tech Pack Collection by PetPulse","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhat is the Dogs Doomscroll Too t-shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eDogs Doomscroll Too is a funny anxious Chihuahua graphic tee from PetPulse’s Tech Pack Collection. The design features a wide-eyed, sweating Chihuahua clutching a smartphone with a panicked expression, sweat drops flying in every direction. The text reads “Dogs Doomscroll Too” in distressed grey and white lettering. It is a social media anxiety tee built for Chihuahua owners who know their tiny dog already runs on maximum stress without adding the internet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWho is this t-shirt for?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThis tee is for Chihuahua owners, anxiety-humor fans, and anyone whose phone habits mirror their small dog’s nervous energy. Chihuahua moms and dads. Social media addicts who scroll through bad news at 2 AM. Small-dog owners who appreciate that Chihuahuas were born anxious and doomscrolling just validates it. Anyone shopping for a funny, breed-specific gift for a Chihuahua lover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhen should you choose this shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eChoose Dogs Doomscroll Too when you want a relatable anxiety-humor graphic tee for casual wear, dog events, or as a conversation starter. It works as a gift for the Chihuahua owner who relates to their dog’s nervous energy on a personal level. Dog park days, birthday gifts, or any time you need a shirt that says “I’m fine, everything is fine.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Tech Pack Collection from PetPulse puts a phone in every dog’s paws. 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Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton. Bold print that won’t crack or fade. Unisex fit, true to size. Available XS-5XL. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eAbout PetPulse\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003ePetPulse is an online apparel brand celebrating the bond between people and their pets. Every design says something about the pet you love and the lifestyle you live. From fins to feathers, fur to scales, PetPulse makes apparel for every kind of pet owner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":52169067790649,"sku":"20546662350194752284","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":52169067823417,"sku":"48392180698234371082","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52169067856185,"sku":"15070103968330005313","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52169067888953,"sku":"23418402481629490484","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52169067921721,"sku":"12151265978196601445","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52169067954489,"sku":"29721599018292707937","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52169067987257,"sku":"52662670673665880622","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52169068020025,"sku":"10293158396372120586","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52169068052793,"sku":"32302524298450483165","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52169068085561,"sku":"28463771811571759231","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52169068118329,"sku":"23304087199381183627","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52169068151097,"sku":"64766583952346759628","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":52169068183865,"sku":"18063637389822838741","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52169068216633,"sku":"29379735225016758315","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":52169068249401,"sku":"30346832008865665351","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52169068282169,"sku":"14000420820574195238","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":52169068314937,"sku":"31096590931086583196","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52169068347705,"sku":"28453487297764862542","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0922\/7662\/1625\/files\/15490581808895393467_2048.jpg?v=1776264436"},{"product_id":"dogs-disasters-doomscrolling-funny-pug-laptop-t-shirt-tech-pack-collection-by-petpulse","title":"Dogs Disasters Doomscrolling Funny Pug Laptop T-Shirt | Tech Pack Collection by PetPulse","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhat is the Dogs. 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It is a dark-humor screen-addiction tee built for Pug owners who know their dog’s natural state of existential concern is basically a mood board for the internet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWho is this t-shirt for?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThis tee is for Pug owners, dark humor fans, and anyone who stays up too late reading catastrophic headlines. Pug moms and dads. Night-owl doomscrollers. News junkies who cannot stop refreshing despite knowing better. Anyone shopping for a funny, breed-specific gift for a Pug lover who appreciates apocalyptic comedy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhen should you choose this shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eChoose Dogs. Disasters. Doomscrolling. when you want a dark-comedy graphic tee for casual wear, dog park hangouts, or as a gift for the friend who always has the worst headline ready. It works for Pug meetups, birthday gifts for anxious news consumers, or any day that feels like the design looks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Tech Pack Collection from PetPulse puts a phone in every dog’s paws. Each design pairs a specific breed with doomscrolling humor that every screen-addicted pet owner relates to.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eShirt Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eGildan 64000. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton. Bold print that won’t crack or fade. Unisex fit, true to size. Available XS-5XL. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eAbout PetPulse\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003ePetPulse is an online apparel brand celebrating the bond between people and their pets. Every design says something about the pet you love and the lifestyle you live. Scales, feathers, fins, or fur. If you love it, PetPulse has a shirt for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":52169333375289,"sku":"20618306460479438128","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":52169333408057,"sku":"11110066335506008005","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52169333440825,"sku":"84282404173792225491","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52169333473593,"sku":"29160722079560226246","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52169333506361,"sku":"57761865383354018820","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52169333539129,"sku":"21651613624233477438","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52169333571897,"sku":"30340960795954725820","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52169333604665,"sku":"59637321888285743501","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52169333637433,"sku":"16666567006169571167","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52169333670201,"sku":"13450586852948367227","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52169333702969,"sku":"16428166965287948351","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52169333735737,"sku":"18032813601573855862","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":52169333768505,"sku":"28331373636669324164","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52169333801273,"sku":"13313973306776843387","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":52169333834041,"sku":"57565636089186913586","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52169333866809,"sku":"11664669819833666826","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":52169333899577,"sku":"33867075708420131104","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52169333932345,"sku":"76295633787968116553","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0922\/7662\/1625\/files\/2289993558086597858_2048.jpg?v=1776264648"},{"product_id":"purebred-dread-funny-golden-retriever-doomscrolling-t-shirt-tech-pack-collection-by-petpulse","title":"Purebred Dread Funny Golden Retriever Doomscrolling T-Shirt | Tech Pack Collection by PetPulse","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhat is the Purebred Dread t-shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003ePurebred Dread is a funny Golden Retriever doomscrolling graphic tee from PetPulse’s Tech Pack Collection. The design features a wide-eyed Golden Retriever gripping a smartphone with both paws, surrounded by the wreckage of a full doomscrolling session: a knocked-over coffee cup, crumpled paper, a skull-and-crossbones news headline, and a carton of fries. The text reads “Purebred Dread” in bold cream and red distressed lettering. It is a screen-time-spiral tee for Golden Retriever owners who know even the happiest breed on earth has a breaking point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWho is this t-shirt for?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThis tee is for Golden Retriever owners, doom-and-snack scrollers, and anyone who pairs bad news with fast food at midnight. Golden Retriever moms and dads. Pet parents who stress-eat while scrolling. Anyone who has looked up from their phone surrounded by trash and thought “I relate to this on a spiritual level.” Anyone shopping for a funny, breed-specific gift for a Golden Retriever lover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhen should you choose this shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eChoose Purebred Dread when you want a relatable, stress-scrolling graphic tee for casual wear, dog park days, or as a birthday gift for the Golden Retriever owner who is always online. It works for dog events, self-purchase after a particularly bad news week, or as a gift that says “I see you and your phone habit.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Tech Pack Collection from PetPulse puts a phone in every dog’s paws. Each design pairs a specific breed with doomscrolling humor that every screen-addicted pet owner relates to.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eShirt Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eGildan 64000. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton. Bold print that won’t crack or fade. Unisex fit, true to size. Available XS-5XL. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eAbout PetPulse\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003ePetPulse is an online apparel brand celebrating the bond between people and their pets. Every design says something about the pet you love and the lifestyle you live. Whether your pet has fins, feathers, fur, or scales, PetPulse makes apparel that speaks your language.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":52169525100857,"sku":"32817281562218194733","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":52169525133625,"sku":"21652126565377030105","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52169525166393,"sku":"10914217149680927428","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52169525199161,"sku":"30464140764158187997","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52169525231929,"sku":"32987611728019277467","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52169525264697,"sku":"25169318367769839810","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52169525297465,"sku":"49618176976093177486","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52169525330233,"sku":"24103222502918482458","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52169525363001,"sku":"40327468226790448446","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52169525395769,"sku":"11132396415375125188","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52169525428537,"sku":"25342522456106855286","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52169525461305,"sku":"21215257886471842394","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":52169525494073,"sku":"25443574585536863107","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52169525526841,"sku":"28370422649368620896","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":52169525559609,"sku":"15552460024411437437","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52169525592377,"sku":"29737797886488183677","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":52169525625145,"sku":"28938868837666563164","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52169525657913,"sku":"56298998378401739202","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0922\/7662\/1625\/files\/13235010627627095926_2048.jpg?v=1776264808"},{"product_id":"bad-news-for-a-good-boy-funny-basset-hound-doomscrolling-t-shirt-tech-pack-collection-by-petpulse","title":"Bad News For a Good Boy Funny Basset Hound Doomscrolling T-Shirt | Tech Pack Collection by PetPulse","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhat is the Bad News For a Good Boy t-shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eBad News For a Good Boy is a funny sad Basset Hound doomscrolling graphic tee from PetPulse’s Tech Pack Collection. The design features a droopy-eyed Basset Hound puppy holding a smartphone between his paws with the saddest expression a dog can manage. The text reads “Bad News For a Good Boy” in brown and blue distressed lettering. It is a doomscrolling-meets-puppy-dog-eyes tee for Basset Hound owners who know their dog’s default sad face is the same one everyone makes reading the news.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWho is this t-shirt for?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThis tee is for Basset Hound owners, sad-dog-humor fans, and anyone whose face matches their hound’s after five minutes of headlines. Basset Hound moms and dads. Phone addicts who scroll through bad news knowing it will ruin their mood. Dog owners who appreciate that Basset Hounds were born looking like they just read something devastating. Anyone shopping for a funny, breed-specific gift for a Basset Hound lover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhen should you choose this shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eChoose Bad News For a Good Boy when you want a funny-sad graphic tee for casual wear, hound meetups, or as a gift for the Basset Hound owner whose dog already looks like a doomscroller. It works for birthday gifts, dog park days, or any morning after you stayed up too late reading the news. The design says what your face already shows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Tech Pack Collection from PetPulse puts a phone in every dog’s paws. Each design pairs a specific breed with doomscrolling humor that every screen-addicted pet owner relates to.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eShirt Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eGildan 64000. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton. Bold print that won’t crack or fade. Unisex fit, true to size. Available XS-5XL. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eAbout PetPulse\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003ePetPulse is an online apparel brand celebrating the bond between people and their pets. Every design says something about the pet you love and the lifestyle you live. Fur, fins, feathers, scales. Every pet. Every owner. One brand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":52169752019257,"sku":"23499043527381180938","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":52169752052025,"sku":"25622745700154555420","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52169752084793,"sku":"15688316072509272348","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52169752117561,"sku":"18002865957133122492","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52169752150329,"sku":"16895516506174153534","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52169752183097,"sku":"17495742931463310770","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52169752215865,"sku":"13324262403515987173","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52169752248633,"sku":"13890170786785327016","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52169752281401,"sku":"29206747160555047273","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52169752314169,"sku":"98147461240175519296","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52169752346937,"sku":"17412976750117990543","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52169752379705,"sku":"18205705822682734457","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":52169752412473,"sku":"28352341305710143997","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52169752445241,"sku":"16710117186648917602","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":52169752478009,"sku":"23320825783341816948","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52169752510777,"sku":"44981235342804276453","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":52169752543545,"sku":"21523565764597735049","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52169752576313,"sku":"16648051847475958959","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0922\/7662\/1625\/files\/15347138684465434992_2048.jpg?v=1776264981"},{"product_id":"this-world-is-going-to-the-dogs-funny-dachshund-tablet-t-shirt-tech-pack-collection-by-petpulse","title":"This World Is Going to the Dogs Funny Dachshund Tablet T-Shirt | Tech Pack Collection by PetPulse","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhat is the This World Is Going to the Dogs t-shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThis World Is Going to the Dogs is a funny intellectual Dachshund graphic tee from PetPulse’s Tech Pack Collection. The design features a Dachshund in a green knit sweater and wire-rimmed glasses, holding a tablet with one paw while adjusting his spectacles with the other, looking thoroughly unimpressed with what he is reading. The text reads “This World Is Going to the Dogs” in orange, cream, and blue distressed lettering. It is a news-pessimist tee built for Dachshund owners who know their dog already judges everything and the internet just gave him more material.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWho is this t-shirt for?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThis tee is for Dachshund owners, news-weary pessimists, and anyone whose reaction to the headlines sounds like “this world is going to the dogs.” Dachshund moms and dads. Pet parents who read the news on their tablet every morning and regret it by 8 AM. Dog owners who appreciate the intellectual Dachshund stereotype. Anyone shopping for a funny, breed-specific gift for a Dachshund lover with a dry sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhen should you choose this shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eChoose This World Is Going to the Dogs when you want a clever, wordplay-driven graphic tee for casual wear, Dachshund meetups, or as a gift for the dog owner who always has a pessimistic take on the news. It works for birthday gifts, dog events, or anytime you want a tee that turns a cliche into breed-specific comedy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Tech Pack Collection from PetPulse puts a phone in every dog’s paws. 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Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton. Bold print that won’t crack or fade. Unisex fit, true to size. Available XS-5XL. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eAbout PetPulse\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 6px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003ePetPulse is an online apparel brand celebrating the bond between people and their pets. Every design says something about the pet you love and the lifestyle you live. Fins. Feathers. Fur. Scales. If it has your heart, PetPulse has your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":52169933521209,"sku":"76550643337724487391","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":52169933553977,"sku":"12551855699510040254","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52169933586745,"sku":"19772450754095305882","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52169933619513,"sku":"16690339680233593462","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52169933652281,"sku":"15989562952940508608","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52169933685049,"sku":"21552113613677048914","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52169933717817,"sku":"29861198460272492726","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52169933750585,"sku":"27888447785377302772","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52169933783353,"sku":"21273605049136763759","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52169933816121,"sku":"32402944329955528724","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52169933848889,"sku":"44021287142558502523","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52169933881657,"sku":"31988694207494428348","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":52169933914425,"sku":"71420362348868528509","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52169933947193,"sku":"22426461646032118836","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":52169933979961,"sku":"23685729410934458575","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52169934012729,"sku":"17137566364782349752","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":52169934045497,"sku":"31337946125877653115","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52169934078265,"sku":"86394899983166551723","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0922\/7662\/1625\/files\/12982367207527598576_2048.jpg?v=1776265121"},{"product_id":"news-turns-pups-into-pessimists-funny-border-collie-t-shirt-tech-pack-collection-by-petpulse","title":"News Turns Pups Into Pessimists Funny Border Collie T-Shirt | Tech Pack Collection by PetPulse","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhat is the News Turns Pups Into Pessimists t-shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eNews Turns Pups Into Pessimists is a funny anxious Border Collie graphic tee from PetPulse’s Tech Pack Collection. The design features a wide-eyed Border Collie with classic black and white markings, sweating while hunched over a laptop keyboard, with a small rain cloud hovering above his head. The text reads “News Turns Pups Into Pessimists” in blue, white, and orange distressed lettering. It is a news-anxiety tee built for Border Collie owners who know the smartest breed in the world would absolutely spiral after ten minutes online.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWho is this t-shirt for?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThis tee is for Border Collie owners, overthinking news consumers, and anyone whose smart dog would definitely read the headlines if given the chance. Border Collie moms and dads. Pet parents who process bad news like their Border Collie processes a squirrel sighting. Doomscrollers who know too much information turns optimism into pessimism. Anyone shopping for a funny, breed-specific gift for a Border Collie lover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhen should you choose this shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eChoose News Turns Pups Into Pessimists when you want a relatable, news-anxiety graphic tee for casual wear, herding dog events, or as a gift for the Border Collie owner who overthinks everything. It works for dog park days, birthday gifts, or as a self-purchase after reading one too many doom headlines on a Tuesday morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Tech Pack Collection from PetPulse puts a phone in every dog’s paws. Each design pairs a specific breed with doomscrolling humor that every screen-addicted pet owner relates to.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eShirt Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eGildan 64000. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton. Bold print that won’t crack or fade. Unisex fit, true to size. Available XS-5XL. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eAbout PetPulse\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003ePetPulse is an online apparel brand celebrating the bond between people and their pets. Every design says something about the pet you love and the lifestyle you live. From fins to feathers, fur to scales, PetPulse makes apparel for every kind of pet owner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":52169944596793,"sku":"20374119896686332313","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":52169944629561,"sku":"32015612640123038706","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52169944662329,"sku":"24385546274842631749","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52169944695097,"sku":"30689888057076185579","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52169944727865,"sku":"29075079638597603266","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52169944760633,"sku":"30877143655935189641","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52169944793401,"sku":"26513788260239555412","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52169944826169,"sku":"48617821027142583782","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52169944858937,"sku":"22014200563305715298","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52169944891705,"sku":"23041190443295003495","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52169944924473,"sku":"22181948251521081713","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52169944957241,"sku":"19641361574787137947","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":52169944990009,"sku":"32638083126681483892","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52169945022777,"sku":"17570914865513462751","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":52169945055545,"sku":"33914469205372394453","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52169945088313,"sku":"60234603627629344826","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":52169945121081,"sku":"18253849293482402753","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52169945153849,"sku":"19691269180613013439","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0922\/7662\/1625\/files\/13399312407561226295_2048.jpg?v=1776265303"},{"product_id":"i-need-a-treat-after-doomscrolling-funny-poodle-t-shirt-tech-pack-collection-by-petpulse","title":"I Need a Treat After Doomscrolling Funny Poodle T-Shirt | Tech Pack Collection by PetPulse","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhat is the I Need a Treat After Doomscrolling t-shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eI Need a Treat After Doomscrolling is a funny distinguished Poodle graphic tee from PetPulse’s Tech Pack Collection. The design features a white Standard Poodle in a brown tweed blazer and red bow tie, wearing a gold monocle on a chain, holding a tablet while sweating through his refined composure. The text reads “I Need a Treat After Doomscrolling” in green, orange, and cream distressed lettering. It is a fancy-meets-frazzled tee for Poodle owners who know their elegant dog would still crack under the pressure of the internet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWho is this t-shirt for?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eThis tee is for Poodle owners, comfort-seeking scrollers, and anyone who rewards themselves with snacks after reading bad news. Standard Poodle, Miniature Poodle, and Toy Poodle moms and dads. Dog owners who appreciate the Poodle’s reputation for intelligence paired with the absurdity of doomscrolling in a monocle. Treat-motivated pet parents. Anyone shopping for a funny, breed-specific gift for a Poodle lover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eWhen should you choose this shirt?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eChoose I Need a Treat After Doomscrolling when you want a clever, upper-class-humor graphic tee for casual wear, Poodle meetups, or as a gift for the Poodle owner who stress-eats through the news cycle. It works for birthday gifts, dog shows, or any day your screen time report makes you reach for comfort food.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Tech Pack Collection from PetPulse puts a phone in every dog’s paws. Each design pairs a specific breed with doomscrolling humor that every screen-addicted pet owner relates to.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eShirt Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eGildan 64000. Soft, lightweight ringspun cotton. Bold print that won’t crack or fade. Unisex fit, true to size. Available XS-5XL. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 15px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal;\"\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. 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